After looking down and realising that I had smeared margarine across my clothed breast (must have leaned too far forward whilst buttering the toast,) I have just lifted my backside off the sofa to feel uncomfortable wetness. I have been sitting on a sick covered babywipe.
Oh how days like this suck! I've just changed into my sweat pants as the trousers I were wearing got covered in a bottle of milk and I've just had to to pull rice kripsies from my hair!! Hope you ok?!! *hugs xxx
I have all of these indignities to look forward to!
ReplyDeleteOh how days like this suck! I've just changed into my sweat pants as the trousers I were wearing got covered in a bottle of milk and I've just had to to pull rice kripsies from my hair!!
ReplyDeleteHope you ok?!! *hugs xxx