Husband
Married four months ago, but together longer than 4 months... He is currently, my greatest challenge in life and also my greatest, well, just my greatest too. Sometimes we struggle but it's all coming together now.
A clever, technical person, very logical and very unemotional, basically, my complete opposite.
Daughter #1 - 10 years old and practically perfect in every way. She is the golden child but has recently learned how to sulk, like a stroppy emo teenager.
Daughter #2 - Is another challenge, with classic middle child syndrome. On good days, she is like a living, breathing episode of the Mighty Boosh. She will shortly be 9 years old.
Son #1 - When he grows up, he will either be some form of stud/Casanova that knows EVERYTHING about women, or he will be gay. He is oblivious to the rest of the household/world around him and has taken to sashaying about in a camp fashion.
Daughter #3
Our first daughter together, she was born in April. She sleeps, eats, cries, farts and vomits. But we love her.
Cat #1
Dude is our beautiful slutty female Persian cross.
Cat #2
Charlie is our recently neutered, nightmare of a feline. I dislike him lots.
